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Ricky Berwick - "I must break you". New "Rocky" opponent for a new Rocky movie haha. I prefer the sock gloves - they pack a more potent punch - "C'mon son, hit me!" haha.
What's more satisfying than watching Ricky Berwick eat cookies? Watching Ricky Berwick talk with his mouth full of cookies haha. Cookie Monster got nuthin' on Ricky Berwick! haha.
'God Dammit', Ricky! Unfortunately, I am ineligible for Ricky Berwick's Youtooz giveaway since I don't have social media.
11/05/19: Video Game Music Is The Best, Part 2: Dancing To Xidax Jams
Xidax has to be a "must-get" gaming machine with all of Ricky's advertising. Not to mention the seizure-inducing jams haha.
Don't we all miss the days of 8-bit gaming haha. Nowadays, programming a game like "Pong" is probably a homework assignment or an exercise in a programming class.
That's one sweet-ass gaming machine, Ricky - pimped out Ricky Berwick-style haha.
Since Reeses still hasn't sponsored Ricky Berwick yet, I only bought the classic shit - Snickers, Milky Way, Twix, etc. Of course, not going to eat everything as in the past.
If DXRacer can sponsor Ricky, then 'God Dammit' - so can Reeses! haha.
10/28/19: Drama Alert - Holy Mother Of All Internet Dramas, Batman!
It's "Stop Calling Me Fat" vs. "Stop Calling Me A Cripple". You can't get any more dramatic than that haha.
Whether it was for shits and giggles or fo' real, weren't we ALL fat once? hahaha.
10/27/19: Planting A 'God Damn' Tree...
I'm pretty sure they used a shovel off-camera haha (perhaps with the help of that girl who ran away). Anyway, do your part and plant some more trees!
Apparently, Nintendo thought of Ricky Berwick when introducing "Freedom Finger" to their platform haha. How about a "Freedom Dildo" next?
Or this sequel - "Freddy Got Fingered 2: Ricky Fingers Freddy" haha. With all this fingering, most of us would prefer Chicken Fingers instead haha.
10/08/19: Call Him, The Ocarina Prodigy (But Still - Don't Call Him Fat) haha
Ricky Berwick is certainly giving Milt Ocarina a run for his money haha.
10/07/19: Ricky's ComicCon '19
I think the highlight of it was getting the "Rick & Morty" animation treatment from the artist himself! And the fans who make Cons for what it is.
What else? Apparently, he met Spider-Man (oh wait - I thought Ricky was Spider-Man haha), some Furries, and a Thor-Look-A-Like (or a "Dude Looks Like A Lady?") haha.
10/04/19: Ricky Berwick At The ComicCon!
I'm sure the locale is far superior than the other place. And them other booths do not deserve to be in the presence of hilarity and greatness haha.
That's a nice rhythm you got there going - "You...Are...Not...Good...At...Your...Job". Kinda reminds of the angry fat guy destroying his Xbox -"Stupid...fucking...shit....etc....etc." "All They Ever Do Is Call Me Fat On This Fucking Thing!" haha.
10/01/19: Is Spider-Man Really Back?
Our favorite web-slinger is back! At least around the movie theater....haha.
09/25/19: For a Reeses, Ricky Berwick is the "Yes Ma'am" Kinda Guy...
However, better watch out for the "NO MA'AM" organization - still loud and proud heheh. Trade that clip-on for a monocle, and there you have the next Planters Peanuts spokesperson haha.
09/24/19: Forget About The Bat-Mobile, Ricky-Mobile Is In!
This would be a sweet ride for Ricky Berwick - just slap Ricky's logo on each of the car doors, and there ya go!
09/22/19: Apparently, Baby Don't Want Cookie
IF BABY DON'T WANT COOKIE, "CAN I 'HAS'"? HAHAHA.
However, not the recommended burping technique haha.
09/21/19: The Aftermath Of Area 51 Raid...
Ricky Berwick would have led us into glory storming Area 51 like no tomorrow haha. Regardless, Area 51 has been secured and the alien revealed. "Greetings,....Earthlings". Apparently, Quasimodo still lives!
Or "The Hunchback" movie we all deserve haha.
09/20/19: The Barefeet Guy Does Not Approve...
Did you know that lions can put a hurt on you? Take it from the primitive skills and minimalist guy - much safer to hunt for bugs instead and eat it with your cereal haha.
He likes that you're barefeet however.
09/19/19: Ricky "Loves It When A Plan Comes Together"...
Bring out the R-Team! It's time to raid Area 51 boyeeeee haha. The weebs got yer back..
09/15/19: Ricky's Couch Kissin' and Humpin' muhaha
It's ok, Ricky. That's how I used to jack off heheh.
09/13/19: Pimpin' Ain't Easy
Ricky doesn't need to be the Flash, he's got a sweet ride "Fully Loaded" (Reeses or other sweets don't count haha) that is going to storm Area 51!
09/08/19: What A Big-Ass Space Helmet haha. Or Is That The Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man?
Damn haha. Well, the "astronaut" is strangling Ricky Berwick. So, NASA must have faked the moon landing as well haha.
09/06/19: "When I Saw His Face, Now I'm A Believer..."
Whether it's God, the devil, Pikachu or a Mario (haha), Ricky Berwick made a believer out of me. Just remember to completely avoid the Flamingo, or you'll incur Ricky's "Fear & Loathing" haha.
09/01/19: Chewing gum all day long is a bad habit, but we know a worse one....haha
Damn, Ricky...haha. Picking your nose while your friend is in the hospital.
08/28/19: Can't log into WoW Classic?
Let's all blame Ion Hazzikostas and Brian Holinka muhaha.
Several shirts on my wish list - other than I Love Carbs, how about I "AM" Lazy? muhaha.
Hey, Ricky - I think the feeling might be mutual muhaha:
08/21/19: If anyone can, the Handi-Man can!
Wait, which one is the cripple - the one with glasses or the one without? muhaha.
08/11/19: Per Agreement - You Get The Toys, I Get The Food
Food > Toys. Enough said muhaha. But the real question should be - McDelivery, or "Mc"Drive-Thru? heh.
08/06/19: My Favorite Episode from "The Simpsons" Is When....
Homer Simpson gets a job as Mr. Plow? When Homer and Bart attend an Opera and whispers to Bart "...is that fat enough for ya, son?". Or when Homer and Bart go camping, and Homer gets all muddied up, being mistaken for a sasquatch?....
But no - it's when Ricky Berwick "D'OH's" the shit out of Homer Simpson muhaha.
Even the homeless need some love - except for those kinds, they are creepy heheh. Well, Ricky isn't exactly "Dude Love" but one cool 'cat' nonetheless haha
If you were almighty, that woman should not have had the Cheesies in the first place haha.
For the next Wrestlemania headliner, it's Ricky Berwick vs. the Bagel Boss muhaha. Watcha gonna do, Ricky Berwick, when the Bagel Boss man runs wild on you?! heh.
Ricky Berwick's version of Aladdin would absolutely be preferable than the usual crap out there heheh.
07/29/19: Where's Mah Woman?! Should be...."Where are my cheesies, Woman?!" muhaha
Nice callin' card, Ricky - tootin' them Nads heheh. Why not just scratch them balls just because.
Fuck you, government! Ricky Berwick does not need to disguise himself as The Flash. He'll overtake Area 51 just as fast as The Flash can! muhaha. Right,...James?! haha.
It's not "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?", but more like - "Dammit, Shaggy - Where Are Scooby's Scooby Snacks?!". I think Shaggy ate them all...again muhaha.
07/07/19: Forget Infinity Wars, Crippled Wars is where it's at - "Disabled And Violent" muhaha
RYC vs. RB to the 'Tee'. Get yer favorite RB or RYC merch, linked below the "Video Of The Day".
Damn, Ricky - even in Slo-Mo, you knocked the entire bottle instead haha. Son of a f'n bitch, what the mudda, gawdammit,....indeed haha.
07/01/19: GTFA From The THOTs haha
Ricky Berwick is usually a lady's man, but not when it comes to THOTs. It's not about hopping aboard the HO train, but getting the fuck away from them muhaha.
06/24/19: In Crippled News...
Ion Transit? Fortunately, we don't have to worry about it being named after Ion Hozzikostas muhaha (Blizzard's much-criticized game developer heh).
I do not know what the hell that guy was saying either. And fo' sho', Crippled News is better!
I definitely would put my trust in Cripple News. Why? Because it is absolutely better (don't settle for the bullshit, fake shit or any kind of shit from the typical media). Put your trust in Ricky Berwick, your ass belongs to Ricky muhaha.
06/18/19: Presenting Your New Flute Player Extraordinaire...
Ladies and Gentlemen - Ricky Berwick is going to be your next Flute soloist in performing Mozart's Flute Concerto muhaha.
Not only is he a professional flutist, he happens to be a professional breather as well heheh.
Move over Isaac Newton - it's Ricky Berwick who actually proved the existence of gravity - ya know, that invisible shit that pulls down stuff to the Earth. By the way, Ricky - are you going to eat that donut? muhaha.
It'd be awesome to see a compilation of Ricky's Cameo video messages - they're hilarious. Right,....Jim?! muhaha
Run out of gift ideas? Then go to Ricky's Cameo and send a loved one or a friend a personalized greeting from Ricky Berwick himself! It'll be the best $15 you ever spent heh.
I think I'd rather vote for Ricky Berwick to be either the US or Canadian president (much more preferable and most likely more competent than the existing 'politicians' out there - I'm sure they've been getting a kick out of their job titles for far too long).
05/31/19: This World Doesn't Make Sense, A lot of Video Games Doesn't Make Sense...
But damn - palming that creepy baby doll muhaha. Personally, I'd use it for another "Baby Want Pizza" because "Baby Don't Want Awful Video Game" heh.
Timbits, Munchkins, Donuts....they are all sugary deliciousness. The final timbit - must be Ricky Berwick's finest orgasm yet muhaha.
Once again, "Uh,huhuhuh....Timbits" -Homer Simpson salivating.
Damn - did Spider-Man deliver a dry-ass Pizza this time? Shame on spidey muhaha.
05/17/19: Bart Simpson, I'm Your Worst Nightmare! (in the Rambo voice)
"Boogeyman" Ricky Berwick might be Bart Simpson's worst nightmare heheh, but Homer Simpson be like afterwards:
"Bart, there's a boogey.....Uh,huh,huh....Donuts" "Why you little...."!! heheh.
05/16/19: Eating 3 Bananas At Once: The Ultimate Reward!
Oh yeah, Ricky eating three bananas as a "triple reward". He should definitely make YouPorn's front page. Right,...Charles?! muhaha.
Sorry, James Charles. Ricky's gotta eat his fries muhaha. By the way, who the hell is James Charles?! There's Ray Charles, Charles Lee Ray,......too many damn Charles heh.
05/12/19: Because it's the Cheesiest...
...and even cheesier with Ricky's saliva muhaha. Yes, we love Mac & Cheese!
05/06/19: Handi-Man move over...There's a new hero in town
And apparently, the nemesis is MTV (Musically-inept TV). If Handi-Man was the hero for the disabled back in the day (at least on "In Living Color"), make way for Ricky Berwick! muhaha.
05/03/19: Just call him....Ricky Kreuger heh
So this is what the new Freddy Kreuger "Nightmare" reboot looks like - very colorful indeed heheh.
05/01/19: Ricky The Hedgehog or Ricky-chu: Anything but the lame digital forms...
I dare say that a Ricky The Hedgehog or a Ricky-chu would be a better substitute for sure muhaha.
Both the digital forms for Sonic and Pikachu are damn awful, with Sonic being a tad worse. One thing is for sure, some things need to stay in traditional animation.
Gawdammit, gawdammit! We missed Ricky showering....live stream?! heheh.
04/19/19: Fairy, or Talking Tina from the Twilight Zone?
Sounds a lot like that doll. "Hi, my name is Talking Tina. And you'll never walk again". You should have gladiator-kicked it off a balcony heheh.
If you made "a" High Tower from the "Police Academy" films I'd be impressed. I'm sure Sweetchuck would approve for sure heh.
04/15/19: Do Not Disturb - Game in Progress...Oh, It's already over heheh
In other words, get the fuck out of Ricky's arcade! muhaha. Why? Because he just ran into a Pac-Man ghost thingie already. Must be a world record heheh.
No thanks to the GOT hype as well. It's on a piece-of-shit channel anyway. Perhaps Cinemax would be more suitable. Oh, right - probably not. Only if they brought back their Adult programming, Ricky might sign up in a heartbeat heh.
04/14/19: A Dollar Regurgitated
Give Ricky a Math hat. Andrew Yang would be proud of his math heheh.
04/13/19: Aww, Shii-eeet! Big Smoke's Got Nuthin' On Ricky!
Two Number 9's, and a Number 9 large,....muhaha. Ricky Berwick ready to go gangsta up da shizzle, fo' sho' muhahaha.
04/07/19: Dreamcast or PS2?
The only console I ever played back in the day was NES. But if I had to pick, based on research, PS2 of course - that's what I call the "ultimate trip" heh. Not through the monolith (or star gate), but through Ricky's mouth heheh. Psychedelic indeed.
04/06/19: Baby Want Pizza? Baby Want....Ricky-Mamma!
Baby dolls can be damn creepy heh. And only available at your local Babies 'R Us near you. Well, this video rivals Andy Milonakis' "Baby Want Pizza" skit heh.
We need to install "Ludicrous Speed" on Ricky's scooter - he'll become the Flash on wheels in no time! heheh.
Cookie Monster ain't got nothin'...on....Ricky Berwick! muhaah
You can't but help to enjoy that solo moment in Ricky' "Super Mario Acapella". It would have made Mozart proud heheh - he could be the new "Queen of the Night" for the "The Magic Flute" opera haha.
I heard that the angry tourist character at the Flamingo from "Fear & Loathing" was based off of Ricky Berwick's "This is God" tirade hahah. Or he would have been the original selection for the role. Congrats on 1.5M and counting...
Ricky, we already know that your right hand is controlling the Mario kart heheh. Maybe take up Ventriloquism instead? haha.
Yeah I gotta see that - Ricky The Hedgehog!
03/14/19: NOT A DOOKIE, BUT A YOSHI!
I never knew that - so that's where Yoshi comes from muhaha. Uh,huhuhuhuh....plop.
03/11/19: TIMBITS OR MUNCHKINS?
I'm certain that Timbits are the Canadian version of Munchkins. Whatever - just don't give them to the "Fat Kid Who Refuses To Get Off The XBox" kid muhahaha.
Yes, Ricky Montana - the world is yours heheh.
02/18/19: A New Musical Idea...
I wonder if Broadway ever considered a Mario musical starring...Ricky Berwick! heheh.
02/17/19: Beware of the Ricky-Mobile!
A decked-out, fully loaded scooter (for all defensive / offensive capabilities)- Wouldn't that be cool, huh muhaha.
02/14/19: The Snow King is Here! (Lich King - Eat your heart out)
Grammy's, take note. Here is your next winner - just let him win! muhaha.
Damn you - so you might be responsible for all this snow we've received? heh.
Might as well face it, you're "Addicted To Fries" Or Spuds! (a form of a spud I guess). So am I, just had some potato wedges for lunch.
"Your greasy hands, your salty lips, looks like, you found the chips (or fries up your nose heh)".
Move over, Fix-It Felix, Jr. It's Fix-It Ricky Berwick! How about some Flex Tape for that,....for better Home Improvement muhaha.
New lyrics to Weird Al's "The White Stuff" - "He's got the white shirts, baby - putting them in his bed drawer (instead of, in the middle of an Oreo). He's got the white shirts, baby - wears them for every video he records"
Apple - sponsor Ricky Berwick! You'll be thanking Ricky for revolutionizing the earphone industry muhaha.
I do miss the classic NES - especially "Super Mario Bros." With that said, Ricky has apparently joined the 16-bit world. Gawdammit Ricky! Just stick out your tongue and you'll get him next time. Or if or when Luigi comes around muhaha.
Damn, Ricky. Let's see here, which character would be most fitting for a Ricky Berwick?
D. Ninja Turtle
F. Cornholio! Why? Because I need TP...for..my...bunghole!
G. All of the Above
It's unanimous - it should be all of the above. He might be just a mild-mannered Ricky Berwick, but he can turn into any one of them when the evils of crime arise anytime muhaha.
There is only one true Spider-Man, and that is Ricky Berwick! Fighting crime like no other - criminals beware muhaha.
Cheerio, Ricky. Might you be related to that Poppins lady? heheh.
01/14/19: Unless You've Got Buns, Hon!
Sometimes, it's all about that ass muhaha.
"No sloppy koongdengee's just make sure that it's tuhntuhneh..." - from Byuntae Style by David So muhaha.
The Godfather, Part IV: Grand Theft Ricky muhaha
Now that's how the mafia works, son! Brought to you by Don Ricky Berwick.
Who wore it better? Ricky, of course. By the way,...nice clip-on muhaha.
I wonder if Ricky Berwick's new theme this year is going to be - "I am....Batman!"? muhaha
Let's look forward to another year filled with hilarious skits or videos.
Great Scott! Ricky Berwick making out with a DeLorean - this is definitely heavy muhaha.
12/25/18: Christmas Tip Of The Day
How to play Super Mario....naked! As JCW says, "Very cool, very swag - I like it!" muhaha
12/22/18: Spreading The Holiday Cheer With Ricky-Claus!
In the off-season: Where's my goddamned mountain dew?! (or Reeses for that matter heheh), etc. During the Christmas season: Where the fuck is all the snow?!, Where is my goddamned elf?! muhaha
Oh my gawd! Spider-Man delivering Papa John's Pizza! muhaha.
Would you prefer to watch Full House, or "A House Full Of Ricky's"? muhaha
12/14/18: Let's Get "Ricky-Rolled"...
You've heard of being Rick-Rolled. And now, you've been "Ricky-Rolled" muhaha - if you happen to come across his "Take on Me" video. Who else other than Ricky Berwick can hit that two-octave high note with ease? 'I'm sure that is not a falsetto' heh.
"Whack-A-Mole" indeed. Kind of reminds me of "Press Your Luck". *beep beep boop boop beep* Stop! Not at a whammy, but a mole with a red hat muhaha.
On a serious note, you can tell sometimes whether somebody has a selfish or hidden agenda - using and exploiting you for their own gain (moreso on social media - considering the toxicity and other kinds of drama, no surprise there). But certainly you have to be weary of real-life folks as well. Stereotypes are often exploited for sure. There are certainly a fair share of asshats in today's society, as well as a lot of suckas who fall for them as well.
On lighter note - it's-a me, Mario! Goin' to take a huge dookie! muhaha.
Ricky pwn'ing noobs, and maybe Ryu as well (in more ways than one) muhaha.
Elon Musk, please. Although I have no idea who that person is heh.
Answer the damn question - did you, or did you not order the....(not Code Red) but mustard or ketchup on that burger? muhaha.
Get in line for Ricky's Ho train - should be eHarmony's new spokesperson or representative heheh.
New Santa for hire muhaha. Either the Christmas season just got merrier or there's a new "Silent Night, Deadly Night" movie in the works or a remake heh.
We should all resist the temptations of junk food like Ricky...or not? heheh (with the resounding finale of a Concerto).
A Ricky Berwick designed controller would be cool as fuck - I'm not a console player, but I'd probably snatch that up in a heartbeat heh. The console industry could use a bit of a re-design in their consoles.
Ricky has the right idea - send them damn nudes! muhaha. It seems that's what social media is only useful for these days..
Apparently, there's a new Grinch in town. You better watch out? Not Santa, but Ricky! He's certainly gonna 'deck your halls, bud'! heh.
Ricky Berwick would make a better Pikachu than the computer-animated crap heheh.
I was never a fan of the comic book or superhero genre, but rest in peace. Ricky might arguably be....Stan Lee's biggest fan heh.
11/07/18: Dancing With The....Red 'Hat' Guy?
Not exactly, but more like 'It's-A Me, Mario!' heheh. Ricky Berwick - the Artist (eat your heart out, Bob Ross) and now the dancer, Mario-style.
Ricky Berwick for the best Halloween costume - this is the type of vote that actually matters heh.
Sorry, Ricky. I despise emoji's but nice video 'xD' muhaha
I'm anti-social for the most part, and I don't interact online anyway. However, Ricky might have a point about the benefits of having online pals heheh.