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05/14/19:

Sorry, James Charles. Ricky's gotta eat his fries muhaha. By the way, who the hell is James Charles?! There's Ray Charles, Charles Lee Ray,......too many damn Charles heh.

05/12/19: Because it's the Cheesiest...

...and even cheesier with Ricky's saliva muhaha. Yes, we love Mac & Cheese!

05/06/19: Handi-Man move over...There's a new hero in town

And apparently, the nemesis is MTV (Musically-inept TV). If Handi-Man was the hero for the disabled back in the day (at least on "In Living Color"), make way for Ricky Berwick! muhaha.



05/03/19: Just call him....Ricky Kreuger heh

So this is what the new Freddy Kreuger "Nightmare" reboot looks like - very colorful indeed heheh.

05/01/19: Ricky The Hedgehog or Ricky-chu: Anything but the lame digital forms...

I dare say that a Ricky The Hedgehog or a Ricky-chu would be a better substitute for sure muhaha.

Both the digital forms for Sonic and Pikachu are damn awful, with Sonic being a tad worse. One thing is for sure, some things need to stay in traditional animation.

04/21/19:

Gawdammit, gawdammit! We missed Ricky showering....live stream?! heheh.

04/19/19: Fairy, or Talking Tina from the Twilight Zone?

Sounds a lot like that doll. "Hi, my name is Talking Tina. And you'll never walk again". You should have gladiator-kicked it off a balcony heheh.

If you made "a" High Tower from the "Police Academy" films I'd be impressed. I'm sure Sweetchuck would approve for sure heh.

04/15/19: Do Not Disturb - Game in Progress...Oh, It's already over heheh

In other words, get the fuck out of Ricky's arcade! muhaha. Why? Because he just ran into a Pac-Man ghost thingie already. Must be a world record heheh.

No thanks to the GOT hype as well. It's on a piece-of-shit channel anyway. Perhaps Cinemax would be more suitable. Oh, right - probably not. Only if they brought back their Adult programming, Ricky might sign up in a heartbeat heh.

04/14/19: A Dollar Regurgitated

Give Ricky a Math hat. Andrew Yang would be proud of his math heheh.

04/13/19: Aww, Shii-eeet! Big Smoke's Got Nuthin' On Ricky!

Two Number 9's, and a Number 9 large,....muhaha. Ricky Berwick ready to go gangsta up da shizzle, fo' sho' muhahaha.

04/07/19: Dreamcast or PS2?

The only console I ever played back in the day was NES. But if I had to pick, based on research, PS2 of course - that's what I call the "ultimate trip" heh. Not through the monolith (or star gate), but through Ricky's mouth heheh. Psychedelic indeed.

04/06/19: Baby Want Pizza? Baby Want....Ricky-Mamma!

Baby dolls can be damn creepy heh. And only available at your local Babies 'R Us near you. Well, this video rivals Andy Milonakis' "Baby Want Pizza" skit heh.

03/29/19:

We need to install "Ludicrous Speed" on Ricky's scooter - he'll become the Flash on wheels in no time! heheh.

03/25/19:

Cookie Monster ain't got nothin'...on....Ricky Berwick! muhaah

03/24/19:

You can't but help to enjoy that solo moment in Ricky' "Super Mario Acapella". It would have made Mozart proud heheh - he could be the new "Queen of the Night" for the "The Magic Flute" opera haha.

I heard that the angry tourist character at the Flamingo from "Fear & Loathing" was based off of Ricky Berwick's "This is God" tirade hahah. Or he would have been the original selection for the role. Congrats on 1.5M and counting...

03/17/19:

Ricky, we already know that your right hand is controlling the Mario kart heheh. Maybe take up Ventriloquism instead? haha.

Yeah I gotta see that - Ricky The Hedgehog!

03/14/19: NOT A DOOKIE, BUT A YOSHI!

I never knew that - so that's where Yoshi comes from muhaha. Uh,huhuhuhuh....plop.

03/11/19: TIMBITS OR MUNCHKINS?

I'm certain that Timbits are the Canadian version of Munchkins. Whatever - just don't give them to the "Fat Kid Who Refuses To Get Off The XBox" kid muhahaha.

02/19/19:

Yes, Ricky Montana - the world is yours heheh.

02/18/19: A New Musical Idea...

I wonder if Broadway ever considered a Mario musical starring...Ricky Berwick! heheh.

02/17/19: Beware of the Ricky-Mobile!

A decked-out, fully loaded scooter (for all defensive / offensive capabilities)- Wouldn't that be cool, huh muhaha.

02/14/19: The Snow King is Here! (Lich King - Eat your heart out)

Grammy's, take note. Here is your next winner - just let him win! muhaha.

Damn you - so you might be responsible for all this snow we've received? heh.

01/30/19:

Might as well face it, you're "Addicted To Fries" Or Spuds! (a form of a spud I guess). So am I, just had some potato wedges for lunch.

"Your greasy hands, your salty lips, looks like, you found the chips (or fries up your nose heh)".

01/28/19:

Move over, Fix-It Felix, Jr. It's Fix-It Ricky Berwick! How about some Flex Tape for that,....for better Home Improvement muhaha.

New lyrics to Weird Al's "The White Stuff" - "He's got the white shirts, baby - putting them in his bed drawer (instead of, in the middle of an Oreo). He's got the white shirts, baby - wears them for every video he records"

01/24/19:

Apple - sponsor Ricky Berwick! You'll be thanking Ricky for revolutionizing the earphone industry muhaha.

01/22/19:

I do miss the classic NES - especially "Super Mario Bros." With that said, Ricky has apparently joined the 16-bit world. Gawdammit Ricky! Just stick out your tongue and you'll get him next time. Or if or when Luigi comes around muhaha.

01/19/19:

Damn, Ricky. Let's see here, which character would be most fitting for a Ricky Berwick?

A. Spider-Man
B. Mario
C. Pikachu
D. Ninja Turtle
E. Thanos
F. Cornholio! Why? Because I need TP...for..my...bunghole!
G. All of the Above

It's unanimous - it should be all of the above. He might be just a mild-mannered Ricky Berwick, but he can turn into any one of them when the evils of crime arise anytime muhaha.

01/17/19:

There is only one true Spider-Man, and that is Ricky Berwick! Fighting crime like no other - criminals beware muhaha.

Cheerio, Ricky. Might you be related to that Poppins lady? heheh.

01/14/19: Unless You've Got Buns, Hon!

Sometimes, it's all about that ass muhaha.

"No sloppy koongdengee's just make sure that it's tuhntuhneh..." - from Byuntae Style by David So muhaha.

01/09/19:

The Godfather, Part IV: Grand Theft Ricky muhaha

Now that's how the mafia works, son! Brought to you by Don Ricky Berwick.

01/03/19:

Who wore it better? Ricky, of course. By the way,...nice clip-on muhaha.

01/01/19:

I wonder if Ricky Berwick's new theme this year is going to be - "I am....Batman!"? muhaha

Let's look forward to another year filled with hilarious skits or videos.

12/30/18:

Great Scott! Ricky Berwick making out with a DeLorean - this is definitely heavy muhaha.

12/25/18: Christmas Tip Of The Day

How to play Super Mario....naked! As JCW says, "Very cool, very swag - I like it!" muhaha

12/22/18: Spreading The Holiday Cheer With Ricky-Claus!

In the off-season: Where's my goddamned mountain dew?! (or Reeses for that matter heheh), etc. During the Christmas season: Where the fuck is all the snow?!, Where is my goddamned elf?! muhaha

12/20/18:

Oh my gawd! Spider-Man delivering Papa John's Pizza! muhaha.

Would you prefer to watch Full House, or "A House Full Of Ricky's"? muhaha

12/14/18: Let's Get "Ricky-Rolled"...

You've heard of being Rick-Rolled. And now, you've been "Ricky-Rolled" muhaha - if you happen to come across his "Take on Me" video. Who else other than Ricky Berwick can hit that two-octave high note with ease? 'I'm sure that is not a falsetto' heh.

12/12/18:

"Whack-A-Mole" indeed. Kind of reminds me of "Press Your Luck". *beep beep boop boop beep* Stop! Not at a whammy, but a mole with a red hat muhaha.

12/11/18:

On a serious note, you can tell sometimes whether somebody has a selfish or hidden agenda - using and exploiting you for their own gain (moreso on social media - considering the toxicity and other kinds of drama, no surprise there). But certainly you have to be weary of real-life folks as well. Stereotypes are often exploited for sure. There are certainly a fair share of asshats in today's society, as well as a lot of suckas who fall for them as well.

On lighter note - it's-a me, Mario! Goin' to take a huge dookie! muhaha.

12/08/18:

Ricky pwn'ing noobs, and maybe Ryu as well (in more ways than one) muhaha.

12/06/18:

Elon Musk, please. Although I have no idea who that person is heh.

Answer the damn question - did you, or did you not order the....(not Code Red) but mustard or ketchup on that burger? muhaha.

12/02/18:

Get in line for Ricky's Ho train - should be eHarmony's new spokesperson or representative heheh.

12/01/18:

New Santa for hire muhaha. Either the Christmas season just got merrier or there's a new "Silent Night, Deadly Night" movie in the works or a remake heh.

11/28/18:

We should all resist the temptations of junk food like Ricky...or not? heheh (with the resounding finale of a Concerto).

11/25/18:

A Ricky Berwick designed controller would be cool as fuck - I'm not a console player, but I'd probably snatch that up in a heartbeat heh. The console industry could use a bit of a re-design in their consoles.

11/21/18:

Ricky has the right idea - send them damn nudes! muhaha. It seems that's what social media is only useful for these days..

11/19/18:

Apparently, there's a new Grinch in town. You better watch out? Not Santa, but Ricky! He's certainly gonna 'deck your halls, bud'! heh.

11/13/18:

Ricky Berwick would make a better Pikachu than the computer-animated crap heheh.

I was never a fan of the comic book or superhero genre, but rest in peace. Ricky might arguably be....Stan Lee's biggest fan heh.

11/07/18: Dancing With The....Red 'Hat' Guy?

Not exactly, but more like 'It's-A Me, Mario!' heheh. Ricky Berwick - the Artist (eat your heart out, Bob Ross) and now the dancer, Mario-style.

11/02/18:

Ricky Berwick for the best Halloween costume - this is the type of vote that actually matters heh.

10/29/18:

Sorry, Ricky. I despise emoji's but nice video 'xD' muhaha

10/28/18:

I'm anti-social for the most part, and I don't interact online anyway. However, Ricky might have a point about the benefits of having online pals heheh.